• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Crunchy-Chewy Mama

Living naturally, most of the time.

  • About Jessica Claire Haney
  • Contact
  • Holistic Health
  • D.C. Metro
  • The Arts
  • Healthy Eating
  • Activism & Politics

Jessica

Catching up, catching ripples

December 20, 2008 by Jessica Leave a Comment

A long, long time ago — even longer than my last blog post, if you can believe that — I decided to undertake a project. It was for a pregnant friend and a newly unpregnant sister-in-law: a journal that I wish I had to keep track of the changing realities of being a new mom…

Read More »

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: working mother

Fancy Dinner: CityZen

December 20, 2008 by Jessica Leave a Comment

We had splurge Merry Christmas dinner the other night at CityZen at the Mandarin Hotel. Fortunately it wasn’t until the following night that my son woke a few times before midnight. Thankfully, on our night out, all was quiet. We left at 7:30 and didn’t return until 11:00 after a lovely dinner (with a neighbor…

Read More »

Filed Under: Healthy Eating Tagged With: food, gluten-free

Reduce = Relief

December 10, 2008 by Jessica Leave a Comment

This post originally appeared on December 10, 2008 on DC Metro Moms Reduce = Relief One sister wants socks. The other wants to just to re-gift or to do a white elephant. The brother is always gunning for t-shirts. This year, the name of the game is one item under $10. Two years ago, when…

Read More »

Filed Under: Activism & Politics, D.C. Metro, Uncategorized

Teacher, can you please make that mean mommy shut up?

December 7, 2008 by Jessica Leave a Comment

This post originally appeared on DC Metro Moms Blog on December 7, 2008. Original comments follow below. She called her daughter rotten. I think the girl is 18 months old. After several weeks of cringing in mommy & toddler Spanish class listening to Mean Mommy shout “No!” and “Don’t make me come get you” in…

Read More »

Filed Under: D.C. Metro, Uncategorized Tagged With: positive discipline, priorities

Don’t come in this store!

November 28, 2008 by Jessica Leave a Comment

It’s always bugged me that the Babies R Us near my home has this mixed-message sign on its entry door. The white-line-divied red circle screams “don’t go there!” but the wording says “Entrance Only.” The other day I happened to have my camera with me, so I finally documented the insanity. Above is the view…

Read More »

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: complaints, consumerism

Gramma’s Kitchen: Better than Wendy’s!

November 28, 2008 by Jessica Leave a Comment

On the day before Thanksgiving, we had the pleasure of a lovely little breakfast at Gramma’s Kitchen outside of Mansfield, Pennsylvania. This is the only photo I successfully snapped before my camera battery died, which is a shame, because I’d have loved to snap one of the cute grannies on duty or the vegetable omelet…

Read More »

Filed Under: Healthy Eating Tagged With: food, restaurants, travel

Diversity and Language: Not Just Words

November 21, 2008 by Jessica Leave a Comment

This post originally appeared on DC Metro Moms on November 21, 2008 Diversity and Language: Not Just Words “How do we say manos in French?” my two-and-a-half-year-old son asked, his open hands twisting on his wrists high in the air. “Wait, he’s learning two other languages?” my friend asked, head cocked to the side. French…

Read More »

Filed Under: Activism & Politics, D.C. Metro, The Arts, Uncategorized Tagged With: bilingualism, children, diversity, French, language, Spanish, teaching

Clearing the Clutter

November 19, 2008 by Jessica Leave a Comment

My son finally has a room with a bed, no longer a double futon on the floor that takes up half the room. I am finally feeling like a grown-up parent. Here is his room now moving clockwise. All that’s left is perhaps some work on the walls — art or shelving — and curtains…

Read More »

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: home, organization, Waldorf education

Mama Bloggers Show Motrin What Pain Is

November 18, 2008 by Jessica Leave a Comment

If you’re not on Twitter, you might possibly still not know about this phenomenon (I didn’t until yesterday). Motrin released a snarky anti-babywearing ad in the hopes of garnering more pill-popping consumer support. What the company got was a big dose of mad mamas. Women started Twittering about the condescending ad in droves. Here is…

Read More »

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: media, medication

Happy and healthy Halloween

November 16, 2008 by Jessica 1 Comment

This year’s Halloween was a great day with crisp air and squeaky clean blue skies. I’m happy to say that, at two and a half years old, my son had a blast without having any clue that Halloween and candy have anything to do with one another. Here’s what we did: 9:00 Parade at school…

Read More »

Filed Under: Healthy Eating, Holistic Health, Uncategorized Tagged With: candy, community, Halloween, health, ritual, sugar, traditions

People who live in houses with smudged glass doors should do some cleaning

November 13, 2008 by Jessica Leave a Comment

This post originally appeared on DC Metro Moms on November 13, 2008 People who live in houses with smudged glass doors should do some cleaning When I brought out a spray bottle of Parsley Plus to wipe off our patio table during playgroup, my son nearly outed me as having a housecleaner. “That’s for Selma,”…

Read More »

Filed Under: Activism & Politics, D.C. Metro, The Arts, Uncategorized Tagged With: beauty, home, organization, priorities

Coconut Oil – new study shows it might help with pneumonia

November 11, 2008 by Jessica 1 Comment

The Washington Post recently published an article entitled “Coconut Oil May Help Fight Childhood Pneumonia.” The study was only done on folks taking antiobiotics (no group that wasn’t on meds), but it did show that the folks who also consumed coconut oil daily had a quicker recovery and had lower levels of the “crackling” sound…

Read More »

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: coconut oil, healing

Just Like in the Books – Boy Gets a Bed

November 10, 2008 by Jessica Leave a Comment

This photo is artistically rendered to obscure both my son’s face and my husband’s thinning hair. (btw, the masthead on this blog is a similarly altered-in-Picasa chunk of a photo of my son’s mouth and nose. Can you tell from the hyperpink in this bedroom rendering?) The heartwarming scene depicted here is of a father…

Read More »

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: home, organization, sleep

Acupunture and Cupping for Tight Muscles

November 7, 2008 by Jessica Leave a Comment

My neck and shoulders used to hurt all the time. Long before I was diagnosed with Graves’ disease (autoimmune hyperthyroidism) or celiac disease, my health problems manifested in a more physical way. I’ve had some issues on and off since my son was born, especially when I was wearing him in a sling all day,…

Read More »

Filed Under: Holistic Health Tagged With: acupuncture, healing, priorities

Election ’08: One more take

November 7, 2008 by Jessica Leave a Comment

Everyone and her dog is writing and talking about the election. It’s one of those phenomena we all have to talk through endlessly to process. Did it really happen? Yes, it did. The United States of America elected its first black president. Two weeks ago, a campaign button made the impact of this reality —…

Read More »

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: politics

A Tale of Two Airports

November 1, 2008 by Jessica Leave a Comment

This post originally appeared on DC Metro Moms on November 1, 2008 A Tale of Two Airports “What year are we in — 1993?” I asked my husband as we stood waiting at the old terminal of Reagan National Airport for Northwest to produce our bags. Two tired carousels sat glumly like rides in the…

Read More »

Filed Under: D.C. Metro, Uncategorized Tagged With: Detroit Metro Airport, Reagan National Airport

Happy Halloween – 33 years later

October 31, 2008 by Jessica 1 Comment

I don’t give my mom enough credit a lot of the time. But the woman can sew! In 1975, she made this leopard costume for me. It’s been worn by nieces and nephews, and now, by my son. Thanks, Mom!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: holidays, nostalgia

Fitting in with carbs: gluten-free rolls

October 31, 2008 by Jessica 1 Comment

Kneading dough is part of our Waldorf school’s curriculum, and it turns out you don’t really knead gluten-free dough. The xanthan gum is what adds the elasticity. So rather than use gluten-free dough in the classroom, my son’s teacher and I decided the class would use wheat as usual and we’d just bring in our…

Read More »

Filed Under: Healthy Eating Tagged With: food, gluten-free

Snacks to Go

October 23, 2008 by Jessica Leave a Comment

My son has always been into things he could chew — munching on celery at 10 months but pushing away purees. Now that he sees other toddlers eating chips and pretzels and cereal, he really wants more crunchy options than rice crackers. One new gluten-free option our local My Organic Market just started carrying is…

Read More »

Filed Under: Healthy Eating Tagged With: food, gluten-free

Smacked in the Facebook

October 23, 2008 by Jessica Leave a Comment

I’ve just recently lost my Facebook virginity. It happened a few months ago, but I’ve been in denial. I created the account using my secondary (read: hardly checked, used only for esoteric Yahoo lists about traditional eating and food allergies) email. Then I just ignored my page. When I checked back during vacation in July,…

Read More »

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: feminism, nostalgia

« Previous Page
Next Page »

Primary Sidebar

Welcome to Crunchy-Chewy Mama, where the wilderness meets the sidewalk. Around here, I do my best to live as healthfully as possible. But compromises abound.

I also publish the resource blog Mindful Healthy Life of Metro DC. To learn about my writing and appearances and for details about the writing, editing and consulting services I offer, visit JessicaClaireHaney.com.

Follow Crunchy Chewy Mama

  • Instagram
  • Facebook
  • X

Follow Jessica Claire Haney

  • Facebook

Follow Mindful Healthy Life

  • Instagram
  • Facebook
  • X

Copyright © 2025 · Foodie Pro Theme by Shay Bocks · Built on the Genesis Framework · Powered by WordPress